November 2012
2 posts
Dült is currently trying to trade two paintings for one baby. #2highfestival
May 2012
1 post
“How the HELL am I supposed to critically analyse THAT?!”
– Theatre Student, after watching The Gremlins: Gravity Is Only The Beginning @ Reverse Garbage
April 2012
1 post
“Dude, that makes me happy for some reason.”
– Emo, being out of character after seeing a mob of Gremlins.
February 2012
1 post
WatchThe Gremlins ‘Potato Machine Routine’ as performed at Woodford Folk Festival 2011/12. Enjoy.
December 2011
20 posts
“I’ve been watching this for 20mins and I don’t know why.”
– Man observing Botolf and Dult trading goods on top of a rubbish bin.
“They’re GOOD!!!”
– A man enjoying the Gremlins dance performance of ‘All the single ladies’
“They’re GOOD!!!”
– A man enjoying the Gremlins dance performance of ‘All the single ladies’
“They’re GOOD!!!”
– A man enjoying the Gremlins dance performance of ‘All the single ladies’
Gremlins rumored to be flash mobbing various venues at Woodford Folk Festival today. Keep your eyes peeled!!
“Can you do my cheeks as well?”
– Woman being made up by Vanka, wanting a more complete look
“‘That’s a grinch!’”
– Child mourning the end of christmas, met by a snarling pensyl.
“It’s like we’re back in the Valley…”
– Small group of young men walking past a Grempile (Gremlins in a pile sleeping).
“I want to watch this! I want to watch this for a bit, it was so weird the last...”
– Young woodfordian girl.
“Why do you keep making that face? Can you smile? Up at the corners! More. More!...”
– Three loose, small children trying to teach Roxoff the particulars of a grin
“Raise your arm, hippy!”
– Woodford hygiene security ensuring the gremlins comply with scent standards
“I WANNA WATCH THIS!”
– Small child at the potato farm bring carted away by her mother
“Ey Woodford! Redee or knotz ere ve com.”
“It’s like Jar Jar Binks…”
– Star Wars enthusiast listening to Roxoff
September 2011
53 posts
“Geting bluddy sika wallking.”
– Gremlins, heading south towards Woodfordia.
“Mum, where’d they go? Can you bring them back please?”
– A young boy, lamenting the disappearance of the Gremlins.
“Wel Dat Seamed Ta Goe Wel.”
– Roxoff, learning about sarcasm, in relation to the Rokit not going anywhere.
The Rokit Didn't Go
After 3 weeks of scouting, searching and building, the Gremlin’s rocket completely failed to launch last night.
By democratic election, Botolf was chosen as the pilot - which the Gremlins suspect may have been why it was a fizzer. He followed all the pre-flight procedures, but may have hit the thruster button a tad early, resulting in a contained SuPeRNoVa of an explosion. No one was...
Gremlin Pilot Test #2: Intelligence
Q: What is the meaning of life?
Röxoff draws 3 seagulls fighting over 1 chip. Bötolf draws a lamb that has been stabbed in the face with a carrot. Röxoff wins.
WatchRokit Pilot Test #1: Strength.
“Tonight we shall launch a rocket right into Uranus.”
– Röxoff, about to test a ROKIT Prototype
WatchA Bambina makes some canine friends.
Cairns Post - Gremlin Photos →
“I think the shop is over there, wait, why aren’t you taking a photo of...”
– A couple distracted by the gremlins in the GASP
“They have to be Eastern European!”
– Man assessing the gremlins in the GASP
“Yeh mate, I’ve got a strange lady waving at me…”
– Man’s mobile phone conversation interrupted
“Whatever those guys are having I’ll have a pound of it!”
– Future WISP applicant
Gremlin Photo Spread →
“I know what they’re trying to do now. They’re trying to build a...”
Big Sister: Mum says you have to come back now.
Little Brothers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
“Long stick brüski! Use the long stick!”
– Kids, sidelining Gremlin construction
“What’s their job description? I mean, what would you say they do for work?”
– Amateur Australian Occupational Fanatic..
“Oh my god, she’s so dumb! IT’S OVER THERE!”
– Kids, discussing Møfball’s IQ
“Wouldn’t it be more productive to learn an actual language?”
– Gremlin watcher, discussing the semantics of Gremlinian.
“We know way too much about this to be normal. We should stop coming every day,...”
– Two girls, getting their daily Gremlin fix
“Are they like fooking clowns? They are like fookin’ clowns aren’t...”
– Excited Gremlin watcher 